1. I ate green pasta.
2. Charlie Sheen’s wife (no idea who she is) had twins. They’re named max and bob. Those are the names of my cats. I’m weirded out. Also, I’m embarrassed to know the names of Charlie Sheen’s new twins.
3. true life: i’m a highschool freshman
Whatever happend to True Life: i live in a brothel or I’m a sumo wrestler ??