sometimes I don’t want to go to sleep because my hair looks way to good to be slept on. you think i’m kidding.
recently i’ve been considering cutting it (my hair…keep up son) a bit shorter.
i’m not going to though because that would make me look legally retarded. or just 6 years younger. same thing really.
The problem comes when i think about it too much. Having long hair kind of grosses me out. I mean, some of it’s been dead and hanging off me for like THREE years at this point. It’s that long.
Fingernails have a similar grossness to me. I like ’em short. They’re like formica counter tops…all kinds of bacteria just sorta chill there like it’s some sort of swanky lounge for microorganisms.
tile or granite ftw.
I value the YEARS i spent with braces, so yes i STILL wear my retainer occasionally and now i really need to get a new one. i got my braces off 10 years ago. although i’ve kept it clean, it is time.
especially because the other day, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW, a cockroach got into my retainer holder. IT WAS CLOSED. those little creepers can get into anything. there is no WAY that ish is going back into my mouth now. sick.
i trapped that little bastard under a wooden jewelry box and left him there. our maid found it the next day and flipped OUT.
proof i am a horrible person:I laughed