Doritos have tasted the same for at least 20 years. Yes, “duh” is right.
I was eating a dorito out of that Munchies snack mix, you know the one with cheetos, doritos, sun chips, and pretzels. It tasted like my childhood in a bag. I felt four years old. Go MSG.
Why does Kraft mac and cheese not give me the same feeling?
I got an email today with a horrible typo (think back to the epic “ass” mass email to the ADPi listserv) but since I’m smart, and the meaning was not lost, I ignored it. The sender promptly emailed a clarification of her typo to which I wanted to respond, “I’m not retarded, I got it,” but i didn’t.
But I wanted to.
The worst part? My response wouldn’t have even been funny, or witty, or snarky. Just plain rude.
I’m losing my edge.