omg. spinach. no. way.

my mom is downstairs in the kitchen. i’m upstairs reading real estate crap. she calls me on my cell.

this was our conversation:

mom: do you like broccoli?
me: no
mom: well, what kind of vegetables DO YOU LIKE!???
me: geez mom…i like vegetables. let’s see… lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, squash, cucumbers, onions, peppers, zuchinni…uhhmm…i dunno. a lot of others though. what for?
mom: spinach, do you like spinach?
me: yeah, that too.
mom: well we have spinach in the garden.

…pause…

me: oh, ok well thanks?
mom: you’re welcome. ok. bye.
me: yeah…bye.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED